Well, last week was magical. We had a full week of real college and professional football. I think I sat on a couch for roughly 22-25 hours this week to watch football and it was fucking awesome.

Another fucking awesome fact, I did pretty well in the gambling world. Maybe not on my first week of picks on here, but actually went off my top 10 bets and did pretty well.

So now I hope to give you guys better bets this week, but first lets go over how I did last week.

NCAA

X= Loss Z= Win

Syracuse (+105) @ Maryland X

Not great BOB!

Nebraska (-4) @ Colorado X

FUCKING HEARTBREAKER

Texas AM (+16.5) @ Clemson Z

BACK DOOR COVER NEVER FELT SO GOOD AFTER A GOOD TILT

Cal @ UW over 43.5 X

I should probably not try to be a weatherman

New Mexico State @ Bama Under 65 X

Bama’s pretty good on offense

NFL

49ers (EV) @ Bucs Z

Thanks Jameis for the money.

Chiefs (-3.5) @ Jags Z

EZIEST $$$ OF THE WEEK.

Bills @ Jets 40.5 over X

I bet on the Bills-Jets over, I deserve any kind of punishment.

Indianapolis Colts (+6.5) @ Chargers Z

Well, that was close.

Broncos @ Raiders Over 43 X

I thought Antonio Brown would play and go off while writing this on Friday, September 6. Things have evolved with Brown since then, at a very quick pace.

Overall: 4-6

Now, your free money for the weekend.

NCAA

Washington State @ Houston over 74

Give me all the points on a weird Friday night game in warm weather between these two high flying offenses. Also, lets not forget both defenses are prone to giving up big plays very quickly. I’m guessing Washington State 51 Houston 35.

Ohio State (-16.5) @ Indiana

My brain is thinking like this and it’s a dangerous road to go down, but Ohio State crushed Cincinnati 52-0 and in my little brain I think Cincinnati is just as talented as Indiana if not better. I know it’s an away game, but the Buckeyes should handle the Hoosiers pretty easily. Ohio State 41 Indiana 17.]

Florida State @ Virginia (-7.5)

Florida State beat some small Louisiana school by one point because of a missed extra point. The week before they blew a double digit lead against Boise State. To be blunt, this is a bad Florida State team. Surprisingly, on the other side Virginia has a pretty damn good squad. This doesn’t make sense given these two teams histories, but here we are. Virginia 40 Florida State 28

Stanford @ UCF (-9)

Not going to lie I got UCF at -7.5 earlier this week, but I still love this line. Even at -10 I would love it. Stanford is banged up on both sides of the ball and UCF is scoring points whenever they want to. Oh, and this is in Florida. This is ez $. UCF 35 Stanford 20

USC (-4) @ BYU

Cool victory for BYU over a shitty Tennessee game last week. Great job BYU. But here’s the deal BYU is not a good team, and USC is on the rise with a new quarterback with some juice. I honestly don’t think this will be close, the only factor that scares me a bit is that it’s on the road. But still, USC should dominate with superior speed and strength, especially at the line of scrimmage. USC 31 BYU 17

DOG BET ALERT!!!

Iowa @ Iowa State (+115)

Ok, this might not be that much of a reach but they are dogs at home against a pretty good Iowa team. I think the Cyclones pull off some magic and win 24-20.

NFL

Patriots @ Dolphins (+18.5)

Lets just start with the elephant in the room. This spread is ridiculous, and I’m going to take it all day. I’ll bet whatever I have (which is about $200 and a bottle of tums) because I feel that confident that the Dolphins should cover at home against a Patriots team they almost always compete with. Patriots 38 Dolphins 21

Chiefs @ Raiders Over 53.5

After scoring 27 points on a good Denver defense, Gruden and the Raiders are going to come out firing against a suspect Chiefs defense. But, you know that Chiefs will score at will and won’t back down from a mysterious Raiders squad. I’m saying a shootout happens here. Chiefs 33 Raiders 23

Chargers (-2.5) @ Lions

It’s never easy taking a road dog, especially one from California playing in Detroit. But, after the Lions collapse and the Chargers overtime victory from last week I think the Lions are done, stick a fork in them, and the Chargers are going to be fighting all year. The Chargers are going to win, and they have to at least win by 3 points… right? Chargers 26 Lions 20

Bears (-2.5) @ Broncos

Mitch Trubisky did not look good last week, I think we can all agree on that. But, lets pump the brakes a tiny bit here and see if they can at least handle a pretty bad Broncos squad. I think overall the Bears are much more talented than Broncos on both sides of the ball. Yes, it’s an away game but the Broncos might be that bad. Bears 20 Broncos 14

Cardinals @ Ravens (-12.5)

Listen, I’m throwing a fucking dart at this point so I’m not sure this is this pick you really want to follow. But here’s my reasoning, the Ravens like to run the ball, and the Cardinals do not like to stop the run. The Ravens are physical on both sides of the ball, and the Cardinals are not. The game is in Baltimore. So ya that’s my reasoning, we’ll see… Ravens 42 Cardinals 21

DOG BET ALERT!!!

49ers (+105) @ Bengals

Again, not much of an upset pick here but I think it’s easy money especially for a profitable line. Bengals are coming off a physical game against the Seahawks while the 49ers are looking to go 2-0. Also, the 49ers just have more talent. 49ers 27 Bengals 20