LFG PEOPLE!!!!

It was a huge fucking weekend here at Animal Crossing Legend. We were hitting money lines left and right, and finished the weekend nearly up eight units.

At this point if you’re not reading this you’re not just taking free money and that’s just your problem.

So here we go, another week. It’s a lock that I profit again this week. An absolute lock. 

NCAA

5. Penn State (-3.5) @ Iowa

I’m riding the Nittany Lion train until it completely derails. And who knows, that could be this week against a very good Iowa team at home. But, Penn State has found its stride and has whooped some serious ass lately. I think the Nittany Lions’ speed will push them to a touchdown or more victory. Penn State 28 Iowa 20

4. Texas (+11) @ Oklahoma

Ah, the good old Red River Rivalry. One of the most classic games in my opinion, and what’s great is that this game involves two very good teams. Now Oklahoma is a a different kind of very good compared to Texas, but remember this is a rivalry game and anything can happen. I highly doubt Texas pulls the upset, as Oklahoma is just too explosive on offense and all of the sudden is playing physical defense, but I think they keep it within 10. Oklahoma 45 Texas 37

3. Colorado @ Oregon (-21)

This line has moved from 20 to 21 since the beginning of the week but guess what, IDGAF. Oregon is another team that is starting to find its wings (haha THEYRE the ducks get it?) and I’m not sure Colorado has enough to keep up. I think Oregon absolutely throttles Colorado in Eugene for a tune up game before next weeks big rivalry game against UW. Oregon 44 Colorado 17

2. Iowa State @ West Virginia (+10)

I’ve been all over the Iowa State bandwagon this year, and they have fucked me multiple times. At this point I have decided to jump ship and now swim to Morgantown, West Virginia and become a Mountaineers fan. This West Virginia team has been playing way above its talent level this season, and at home against an under performing Iowa State team this sounds like EZ $. Iowa State 35 West Virginia 27

1. Alabama (-17.5) @ Texas AM

Playing at Texas AM does not worry me one bit, mostly because the talent of the football team is actual garbage. The Tide just has too much talent on both sides of the ball, and I think the Tide will roll to an easy 20 point victory. Alabama 52 Texas AM 21

NFL

5. Steelers (+6.5) @ Chargers

Since the shellacking the Steelers took in there first game against the Patriots they’ve fought back and played competitively in every game since, no matter who is playing quarterback. This week will be Devlin ‘Duck’ Hodges starting at quarterback after Mason Rudolph got knocked out last week. Meanwhile the Chargers are playing uninspiring football and it’s not like that home field advantage will count for anything. Chargers 28 Steelers 23

4. Washington @ Dolphins (+180)

HERE WE GO! This is the Dolphins first chance at the sweet taste of victory, and there’s no better team than getting it against maybe the second worst team in football, Washington. Washington is also playing its first game since firing head coach Jay Gruden, and it’s in Miami where it should be relatively hot. MONEY”S IN THE CRUMBS BABY. Dolphins 26 Washington 24

3. Giants @ Patriots (-17)

With there starting running back, tight end, wide receiver and multiple other key players missing the game due to injury the only way the Giants could cover 17 points is if Daniel Jones also gets hurt/benched and Eli Manning comes in relief. But that won’t happen and unfortunately we won’t be able to relieve those memories. Patriots 38 Giants 17

2. Saints (+105) @ Jags

This is easy. I will lay down money anytime and anywhere when the Saints are dogs against the Jags. I don’t care what the circumstances are, I will always bet on the Saints. Without Jalen Ramsey the Jags defense doesn’t worry me that much against Alvin Kamara or Michael Thomas. Also, I love Gardiner Minshew just as much as the next guy, but this underrated Saints defense should be just fine against the Rookie quarterback. EZ $. Saints 24 Jags 20

1. Cowboys (-7) @ Jets

The Cowboys are coming off two tough losses and the Jets are getting there starting quarterback back, but I think the Cowboys will bounce back easily here. The main reason being that the Cowboys are just the better team on both sides of the ball. Defensively the Cowboys should be able to contain the Jets offense, and offensively the Cowboys have shown they can move the ball with ease. Cowboys 28 Jets 17